Last week while walking Steve, I found a bag of weed on the street. I picked it up, declared it "too leafy" and tossed it back on the ground for some less discerning schmuck to find. I think this is how you can tell that you've really made it in life. There was a time when this would have made my day. Now that I am a cultured and refined lady, common sidewalk weed just won't do.
4 comments:
Eeeeewwww street drugs! and you scoffed at my street soy milk. At least my was SEALED and went through QUALITY CONTROL. jeeez
UM HELLO, CAN YOU READ. I said I threw it back on the ground, not "took it home and passed it off as legitimate foodstuffs to my unsuspecting sister."
my husband approves
Alyssa, you married a smart and classy man.
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