A few weeks ago I went to the doctor's to get some routine bloodwork done for my annual checkup. I scheduled an appointment at the ass crack of dawn to avoid the rush at the blood lab. Before I left, I woke Brad up to say goodbye. What's funny about waking Brad up in the morning is that he will be awake physically, but mentally he will still be dead asleep. So occasionally I like to delve into his subconscious by jolting him awake in the morning and having conversations with him. Here's how this one went:Me: BRAD! I'm going to the hospital to get tested.
B: Huh? AIDS?!
Me: Yes.
B: SNAKES?
Me: Yep. Bye, dear.
B: Zzzzzz......
So now we all know what Brad really thinks about me. Apparently I have snakes and disease coursing through my veins, like some unholy she-devil. Thanks, honey pie.
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This made me laugh til I nearly cried. One time I woke up my husband and he griped at me, "Quit making fun of my shoes on television." Ooookay... =D
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